Add it to the list...

Do any of you have a running list of all things you never thought you would say as a parent? I do and I got to add a new one yesterday.

Child Fuss and Child Fight came in both mad as hornets arguing about something. They both wanted me to say that they were in the right. I listened as one cried and pleaded their case. Then I listened as the other almost cried and pleaded their case. The tension in the air was thick. As they both told their version of the story my eyes began to open widely (and wildly, I might add), in disbelief over what they were arguing over.

This proceeded out of my mouth, "Do you two realize you are arguing over a dead chicken?!!!!"

And it was a long-dead chicken at that.

And then I realized in all my mommy dreams of sweet little toddlers and babies running around (somehow I never got past that stage in my dreams), I never thought I would say THAT.

What are some of the weirdest mommy words you have ever said?

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